The Scene: Pesach Mitzrayim
The Players: Moses and the Jews

Moshe: Ok Jews, last plague is tonight. Everyone is required to stay INSIDE.

Jews: Sure, ok. Let me first get some shoes for my kids.

Moses: I said INSIDE

Jews: I made shabbos early, that protects us according to a rando Kabbalist. You don't mean me.

Moses: I mean everyone. Get Inside.

Jews: But what about minyan. Clearly you don't expect us to put protecting our own lives ahead of Minyan attendance!!

Moses: Are you guys nuts? Outside you die, inside you live.

Jews: I don't know. This sounds suspiciously modern. I don't think God would want us to miss minyan.

Moses: He wants you to LIVE.

Jews: Guys, maybe we can find a frummer person to lead us? Moses is being sort of a leftie.

The Scene: Pesach Mitzrayim
The Players: Moses and the Jews

Moshe: Ok Jews, last plague is tonight. Everyone is required to stay INSIDE.

Jews: Sure, ok. Let me first get some shoes for my kids.

Moses: I said INSIDE

Jews: I made shabbos early, which protects us according to a rando Kabbalist. You don't mean me.

Moses: I mean everyone. Get Inside.

Jews: But what about minyan. Clearly you don't expect us to put protecting our own lives ahead of Minyan attendance!!

Moses: Are you guys’ nuts? Outside you die, inside you live.

Jews: I don't know. This sounds suspiciously modern. I don't think God would want us to miss minyan.

Moses: He wants you to LIVE.

Jews: Guys, maybe we can find a frummer person to lead us? Moses is being sort of a leftie.


haggadah Section: -- Ten Plagues