All My Leaven

(Sung to the tune of “All My Lovin”)

(by Gary Teblum)

Search my house and I’ll find it

Tomorrow I’ll miss it

The feather will help me be true

And a candle as well

Means that then I can sell

And I’ll sell all my leaven to you

I’ll find crumbs in the kitchen

The kinder will pitch in

I’ll try not to leave any clue

And then while its away

I’ll eat matzah each day

‘cause I sold all my leaven to you

All my leaven, I will sell to you

All my leaven, Rabbi, I’ll be true

I’ll find crumbs in the kitchen

The kinder will pitch in

I’ll try not to leave any clue

And then while its away

I’ll eat matzah each day

‘cause I sold all my leaven to you

All my leaven, I will sell to you

All my leaven, Rabbi, I’ll be true

All my leaven, All my leaven

Woo, all my leaven, I will sell to you

Gilligan's Exodus
(Sung to the theme from "Gilligan's Island")

Recline right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip.
that started many years ago in old, ancient Egypt.
The Jews were forced to work as slaves, they suffered that ordeal.
We celebrated their Exodus with a three hour meal, a three hour meal!
The Pharoah was an evil dude, his wrath would not replent
If not for the effort of the fearless jews.....we'd all be keeping Lent(2x)
They landed in the desert after parting the Red Sea
With Moses, and Aaron too, each Israelite and his wife
A movie star, the Professor and Miriam.........here on Passover night!!

FROGS (the new version)
(Sung to the tune of "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah")
(by Gary Teblum)

 
Frogs on his nose now
Frogs in his hair
My oh my
There were frogs everywhere.
Plenty of jumping
All round his bed
Pharaoh was feeling
Frogs round his head.
Mister bullfrog on his shoulder
It's the truth
It's frightnin'
All these plagues are knuckle whitenin'.
Frogs on his toes now
What do you say
Terrible feeling,
Terrible day.

Eight Days? A Week?

(to the tune of “Eight Days a Week”)

(Just how long is Passover, anyway?)

Ooh, I need my bread, babe

Guess you know it’s true.

How long must I wait, babe?

What’s your point of view?

Bagels, challah! Bagels, challah!

I ain’t got nothing but matzah

Eight days? A week?

Some Jews say it’s seven.

Some Jews say it’s eight.

Just how long is Pesach?

How long must I wait?

Bagels, challah! Bagels, challah!

I ain’t got nothing but matzah

Eight days? A week?

Eight days? A week?

Of Peeeeeeeeeeeeesach.

Eight days? A week?

It’s long enough to show we care.

Ooh, I need my bread, babe

Guess you know it’s true.

How long must I wait, babe?

What’s your point of view?

Bagels, challah! Bagels, challah!

I ain’t got nothing but matzah

Eight days? A week?

© 2012 Barbara Sarshik and Leah Pike


haggadah Section: Songs