To the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain"

I have come to tell you clearly To let you know sincerely
My people suffer so.
God has sent me to order Stop the brick and the mortar You must let my people go
If you don’t let them skedaddle You’ll have some real sick cattle And a frog will bite your toe
All the common folks and royals Will be breaking out in boils You must let my people go.
Right now we’re in a mess
But this is just a phase
God will bring the Hebrew people better days And Pharaoh you will change your ways
You’re afraid that the Egyptians Will have some big conniptions If you change the status quo
In the end you’ll have to do it So you might as well get to it You must let my people go.


haggadah Section: -- Ten Plagues