A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A Rabbi sits down next to him. The Rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzoh. Taking pity on the blind man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man. Several minutes later, the blind man turns, taps the Rabbi on the shoulder and asks, "Who wrote this crap?!!" 

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At our seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzoh, fortified with Metamucil. The brand name, of course, is…”Let My People Go.” 

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What kind of cheese do I eat on Pesach? 
 
Matzo-rella 
 

haggadah Section: Motzi-Matzah
Source: http://www.thejewishcollection.com/passoverjokes.pdf