Question: Why did the matzoh quit his job?? 

 A. Because he didn't get a raise!! 

Question: What's the difference between matzoh and cardboard?? 
 A. Cardboard doesn't leave crumbs in the rug!! 
 
Question: Why was the Matzah so anxious? 
A. He was afraid that he was cracking up. 
 
Q: What do you call someone who derives pleasure from the bread of affliction? 
A: A matzochist
 
Q: What kind of cheese do I eat on Pesach? 
A: Matzo-rella 
 

haggadah Section: Yachatz
Source: http://www.thejewishcollection.com/passoverjokes.pdf