10. You can see Elijah

9. You inquire about the Nile’s Blood Alcohol Level ’

8. You ask for more Charoset primarily for more wine

7. Forget the four sons, your suddenly inquiring about the 4 daughters

6. Afikomen is referred to as your chaser

5. One of the 4 questions is now “Throw Down for What?”

4. Your suddenly making intermittent Goat sounds

3. Actually considering the existential question of Who knows One?

2. Your reclining has reverted into actually curling up underneath the seder table

1. You’ve gone from Passover to Passed out.

10. You can see Elijah

9. You inquire about the Nile’s Blood Alcohol Level ’

8. You ask for more Charoset primarily for more wine

7. Forget the four sons, your suddenly inquiring about the 4 daughters

6. Afikomen is referred to as your chaser

5. One of the 4 questions is now “Throw Down for What?”

4. Your suddenly making intermittent Goat sounds

3. Actually considering the existential question of Who knows One?

2. Your reclining has reverted into actually curling up underneath the seder table

1. You’ve gone from Passover to Passed out.

Just an orphan with a quick fuse

In a basket, wanna let loose

I was dreaming of bigger things

And wanna leave Nile life behind

Not a yes sir, not a enslaver,

Hit the Jew, fit the mold

Had a seat, burning bush, take a look

I was Stuttering before the Marror, Marror…

Kadesh, Orchatz

Karpas, yayay Yachatz

Maggid, Rachzah, Motzen Matzah

Marror, Korech

Sh, Shulchan Orach, Tzafoon

Baraich, feel the Marror

Hallel and the Nirtzah

Marror feel the Marror

Charoset and the Marror

Marrror, Marror Marror

Kids were laughing at the haggadah

While I was asking for ma nishtana

Who do you think you are?

Dreaming 'bout being a wise star

They say you're simple, they say you're easy

You're always riding in the wicked seat

Now I'm smiling reclining while

You were coughing up the Marror - Mm mm Marror

Hey, Haggadah, ooh na-na (ay)

Have read my part in the Haggadah, ooh-na-na (ay, ay)

He took me back to MaNishtana na-na-na

Oh, but I’m lost in My Hagaddah (ay)

There's somethin' 'bout this matzah (uh huh)

Hagaddah, ooh na-na (uh)

We didn’t start up with "how tonight different’?” (uh)

(When Elijah came in the room)

He said there's 4 sons we can start with (uh)

(But I didnt know whom )

Why cant the seder be a minute (hey)

(That Exodus night for Jews)

And papa says he got Freedom in him (uh)

He got me feelin' like

Ooh-ooh-ooh, I knew it when I reclined

I loved it when we finally dined

Got me feelin' like

Ooh-ooh-ooh, and then Moses had to tell him

To LET US GO, oh na-na-na-na-na

Haggadah, ooh na-na (ay)

Have read my part in the Haggadah, ooh-na-na (ay, ay)

He took me back to MaNishtana na-na-na

Oh, but I’m lost in My Hagaddah (ay)

Oh, my heart is in this matzah (uh huh)

Haggaddah, ooh na-na (uh)