10. You can see Elijah

9. You inquire about the Nile’s Blood Alcohol Level ’

8. You ask for more Charoset primarily for more wine

7. Forget the four sons, your suddenly inquiring about the 4 daughters

6. Afikomen is referred to as your chaser

5. One of the 4 questions is now “Throw Down for What?”

4. Your suddenly making intermittent Goat sounds

3. Actually considering the existential question of Who knows One?

2. Your reclining has reverted into actually curling up underneath the seder table

1. You’ve gone from Passover to Passed out.


haggadah Section: Songs