As we go through the seder, the matzah will be transformed. It will cease to be the bread of strikeout and inning ending double-plays and it will become the bread of comeback home runs, stolen bases, and hitting through the lineup a million times vs the braves, scoring 11 runs in the first inning. 

Please designate a matzah person to break the middle matzah - the bigger half magically becomes the afikoman, the prized prospect who wins a starting job in Spring Training (Gavin Lux).

3...2...1....*Break the middle matzah*

Reader:

Don't be Yasiel Puig. Every time we are able to act with compassion rather than anger, we stop the flow of violence and can get a contract with a Major League Baseball team instead of wasting away talent.

All:

May all who are hungry get at-bats.


haggadah Section: Yachatz