It's ok, we're all in this together.

For the gentiles:

if you see a  "ch"  pronounce it as if you're clearing your throat

You don't  have  to say the jewish prayers, but you can try! No shade at this seder.

For those of us who are squeamish around the word "God":

"God" is whomever or whatever you want it to mean. It can be a higher self, spirit, guide, or spaghetti monster in the sky. The entity is not important here, the meaning of the ritual is. Participate however you feel comfortable.

For those of use who are thirsty:

The text says to refill your wine at certain times, I say refill it when you want. We've got a lot to read.

For those of us who are hungry:

Lesson learned, have a nosh before the seder begins. You're in it for the long haul now. No nibbling until you're guided to. Don't worry, you'll make it through, I promise.


haggadah Section: Introduction