W.A.P.

(Wet-Ass Pharaoh)

(There’s some Jews in this house)

(Three’s some Jews in this house)

(There’s some Jews in this house)

(There’s some Jews in this house)

Said G-d’s got technique

Full of mystique

Wet-ass Pharaoh

God’s Red Sea game on fleak

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, G-d made one Wet-Ass Pharaoh

Bring a bucket and a mop for this Wet-Ass Pharaoh

Gave us what we want, made a Wet-Ass Pharaoh

Beat their idols, judgments charged

Extra-large and extra-hard

Put this Pharaoh in his place

Smote their firstborn made them die-hard

No need to top, would’ve sufficed

But G-d copped their wealth, how fine

Split the sea, made it rise

This Pharaoh got wet, took a dive

Dry-land, again would have sufficed

We just say, G-d, dayenu

But. G-d. Drowned. Our. Oppressors.

And we again say that sufficed!

In the desert, like a dream

For forty years, what a scene

We don't cook, we don't clean

But let me tell you how we got this manna

Gobble it, swallow it, off the ground

Quick, eat it up ‘fore there’s no more of it

G-d tells us about Shabbat, would’ve been enough

G-d gives us Mount Sinai, would’ve been enough

We read God’s Torah, read it well

Ask for more we wouldn’t dare

But we really ain't never gotta ask G-d for a thang

G-d already made mind up 'to give us Israel

We got our Temple and our promised land

Made one Wet-Ass Pharaoh

G-d took care of us, Dayenu

Made one Wet-Ass Pharaoh

Said, G-d took care of us, Dayenu

Made one Wet-Ass Pharaoh

That’s right, G-d took care of us, Dayenu

Made one Wet-Ass Pharaoh


haggadah Section: -- Cup #2 & Dayenu
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