Is this our real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught here in Egypt,
Lots of schlepping in slavery

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
We’re just a poor tribe, we need some sympathy,
But soon when Moses comes, Jews will go
Listen up, you Pharaoh
Any way the bush burns doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Moses, just killed a man,
He was smiting down a slave,
Moses killed him, it was brave
Moses, his life had just begun
Now he’s gonna have to run away

Moses, ooh,
Had to flee this place
If he’s not back again to save our people
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really happened.

Too late, the bush has burned,
Sends shivers down his spine,
God commanded, now it’s time.
Goodbye, you Egyptians, we've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Pharaoh, ooh 
(any plague that God throws),
We don't wanna die,
We often wish we'd never been slaves at all.

I see a little Pharoah-etto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you let the Jews go now?
Thunderstorms and lice-ing,
Very, very frightening thee.

Evil Pharaoh (Evil Pharaoh)
Evil Pharaoh (Evil Pharaoh)
Evil Pharaoh Let us go
Let us go oh oh oh oh

Here comes some more plagues, you wouldn’t want them
Here comes some more plagues, on your poor families
Spare us our lives from this bad slavery

Locusts come, locusts go, will you let us go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let us go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let us go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let us go!)
Will not let you go. (Let us go!)
Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh, mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia, let me go.
The paschal lamb has the devil pass over Jews, the Jews, the Jews!

So you think you’ll enslave us, but God wants us free
So you think you’re behind us, we’ll part the Red Sea
Oh, shit guys! We did not let the bread rise.
Four cups of wine, that’s why we recline on this night.

We just smote your children
Now the Jews are free
We just smote your children
We just smote your children
Let’s eat.


haggadah Section: -- Exodus Story