Kershaw asked the McCourt to free the Dodgers, but the McCourt refused because he was a schmuck. So Kersahw brought upon ten plagues that got scarier and scarier. Finally, the McCourt let Magic Johnson take the Dodgers away from Egypt and into the savior land.

We fill our cups with $300 wine to remember how happy we were when this happened. But we are not totally happy, because we are Jewish, and thus we can never be truly happy except when the Dodgers win the World Series. Oh wait a second! 

Dip a finger or a spoon into your wine glass for a drop for each plague that Kershaw cast upon McCourt. Read the original plague and the Dodger plague. 

Blood | Jonathan Broxton | דָּם

Frogs | Hanley Ramirez broken rib | צְפַרְדֵּֽעַ

Lice | Chase Utley breaking that guy's leg | כִּנִּים

Beasts | Ryan Braun | עָרוֹב

Cattle disease | Clayton Kersahw's 7th innings | דֶּֽבֶר

Boils | Pedro Baez | שְׁחִין

Hail | The Astros | בָּרָד

Locusts | Yu Darvish | אַרְבֶּה

Darkness | Manny Machado | חֹֽשֶׁךְ

Death of the Firstborn | The Giants winning 3 World Series | מַכַּת בְּכוֹרוֹת


haggadah Section: -- Ten Plagues