Slavery totally sucked. The Pharaoh Schmuck was overly concerned with the unemployment rate and the economy. The Israelites worked from sunrise to sunset with no days off, not even Labor Day. 

The Pharaoh Schmuck decreed that every male baby born to an Israelite woman had to be cast into the River Nile. An Israelite couple, Amram and Yocheved, didn't want to ditch their baby so they put him into a super safe, self-driving Tesla basket.

The Pharaoh's daughter noticed the floating baby and said, "I shall keep this baby, as apparently it does not belong to anybody!". She was not smart. Let's just say that her parents got caught in the scandal by paying for her to get into University of Egypt. 

Miriam, the baby's sister, offered to raise the baby and have Yocheved, the actual mom, be the nurse. The Pharaoh’s daughter was like, “Sure!” So, bottom line, this woman went to take a bath and came home with a baby and two new domestic employees. We can only imagine what she would have done with a credit card. They named the baby, Moses (which is actually a derivative of the Pharaoh, Ramses). 


haggadah Section: -- Exodus Story