While the traditional "Who Knows One?" has a numerical example for all numbers from 1 to 13 (an auspicious number in Judaism), Republican Jews have noticed that counting and cardinality are integral parts of the nefarious Common Core, and choose to skip numbers at arbitrary intervals to confound the Satan.

Who knows one? I know one? One is Donald Trump, one is Donald Trump, one is Donald Trump, only he can fix it.

Who knows two? I know two? Two are the unfaithful electors, and one is Donald Trump, one is Donald Trump, one is Donald Trump, only he can fix it.

Who knows three? I know three? Three are the millions of illegal Democrat voters, and two are the unfaithful electors, and one is Donald Trump, one is Donald Trump, one is Donald Trump, only he can fix it.

Who knows six? I know six! Six are the Goldman Sachs alumni in the Trump administration, and three are the millions of illegal Democrat voters, and two are the unfaithful electors, and one is Donald Trump, one is Donald Trump, one is Donald Trump, only he can fix it.

Who knows seven? I know seven! Seven are the countries of the Muslim ban, and six are the Goldman Sachs alumni in the Trump administration, and three are the millions of illegal Democrat voters, and two are the unfaithful electors, and one is Donald Trump, one is Donald Trump, one is Donald Trump, only he can fix it.


haggadah Section: Songs