[ read intro in Vin Scully voice] It's time for Dodger baseball. Live from Via Pergola Stadium. Hi everyone and a very pleasant Thursday with you wherever you may be. We are at Via Pergola where Passover is now happening.

Let's go over some ground rules before we begin.  

1. No complaining. Except for Ron Beck. He gets to complain ONCE. Repeat: you get to complain one time about one thing. If you complain more than one time, you have to go drive to Calabasas right away and have Passover with the Hadashians and Cohens.

2. those are all the ground rules needed at this time.


haggadah Section: Introduction