Coronavirus Passover thoughts by Dr. Seuss:

I do not want you in my house

I do not want you or your spouse

I do not wish to eat with you

At Seder Night one or two!

Don't get me wrong, I think you're nice

But the CDC gave out this advice,

"Ten Plagues are enough, you don't need one more 

Turn away Elijah, the prophet, if he shows up at your front door"

This year's only guests: Father, mother, sister, brother. 

NEXT YEAR in Jerusalem! We will say to each other.

From now on at each seder, this story we'll tell,

Of how God saved his people with a squirt of PURELL!!


haggadah Section: -- Exodus Story