1. A Passover Song
 [Sung to the tune of "These are a few of my favorite things"]

 Cleaning and cooking and so many dishes
 Out with the hametz, no pasta, no knishes
 This are a few of our Passover things.

 Matzoh and karpas and chopped up haroset
 Shankbones and Kiddish and Yiddish neuroses
 Tante who kvetches and uncle who sings
 These are a few of our Passover things.

 Motzi and maror and trouble with Pharoahs
 Famines and locusts and slaves with wheelbarrows
 Matzoh balls floating and eggshell that cling
 These are a few of our Passover things.

 When the plagues strike
 When the lice bite
 When we're feeling sad
 We simply remember our Passover things
 And then we don't feel so bad.

haggadah Section: Songs
Source: me