Pour the second glass of wine for everyone.

Ethan, as a small child, returned home from Hebrew school and his father, Craig asked, "what did you learn today?"

Ethan answered, "The Rabbi told us how Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt"

Craig asked, "How did he?"

Ethan replied, "Moses was a big strong man, way stronger than Cameron obviously, and he beat up the Pharaoh. Then while he was down, Moses got all of the people together to run towrads the sea. When they got there, all the engineers built a huge robotic carbon-fiber pontoon bridge. Once they got to the other side, they blew up the bridge while the Egyptians were trying to cross."

Craig was shocked, "Is that what the Rabbi taught you?!"

Ethan replied, "No. But you'd never believe the story he DID tell us!"


haggadah Section: Maggid - Beginning