Pour the second glass of wine for everyone.

Ethan, as a small child, returned home from Hebrew school and his father, Craig asked, "what did you learn today?"

Ethan answered, "The Rabbi told us how Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt"

Craig asked, "How did he?"

Ethan replied, "Moses was a big strong man, way stronger than Cameron obviously, and he beat up the Pharaoh. To make matters wose, Moses, along with a team of Harvard scientists, created a man-made virus in a labrotory from bat feces and released the virus into the Egpytian metropolitan area. While the Egyptians were preoccupied with buying toilet paper, Moses and the israelites ran towards the sea (running way faster than Cameron obviously). When they got there, the engineers built a huge robotic carbon-fiber pontoon bridge. Once they got to the other side, they blew up the bridge (with gelatin dynamite explosives) while the Egyptians were trying to cross, murdering thousands of Egyptian warriors that were simply folowing orders."

Craig was shocked, "Is that what the Rabbi taught you?!"

Ethan replied, "No. But you'd never believe the story he DID tell us!"


haggadah Section: Maggid - Beginning