Les Miselijah
(to the tune of "Do you hear the people Sing" from Les Miserables)

Do you hear the doorbell ring, And it's a little after ten? It can only be Elijah Come to take a sip again. He is feeling pretty fine But in his head a screw is loose. So perhaps instead of wine We should only give him juice.


Same time next year
(to the tune of "Makin' Whoopee")

Another Pesach, another year, The family seder with near and dear... Our faces shining, All thoughts of dining Are put on hold now. We hear four questions, The answer given Recalls the Jews from Egypt driven. The khrain is bitter, (haroset better!) Please pass the matzah. Why is this evening different This year the Jews all over Are free to perform the rites. A gorgeous dinner--who can deny it-- Won't make us thinner, to hell with diet! It's such great cooking... and no one's looking, So just enjoy it. Moving along at steady clip Elijah enters, and takes a sip; And then the singing with voices ringing Our laughter mingling. When singing about Had Gadya. Watch close or your place you'll lose, For Ehad Mi Yode'a: Which tune shall we use? We pray next Pessah We'll all be here. It's a tradition... Same time next year... So fill it up now, the final cup now, Next year at ____________


haggadah Section: Nirtzah
Source: http://holidays.juda.com/passover-songs.shtml