This is a time traditionally set aside for singing Passover songs but Let's face it:

Passover songs make literally no sense and can seem pretty pointless.  The only half good one is "Chad Gad ya" sung to the tune of Hot Crossed Buns.  To be honest I myself don't understand how a Passover song can have nothing to do Passover.  

        So in the spirit of making Passover more meaningful for all.  A game!  I call it Would You Rather Passover Edition! (By the way I didn't come up with it)

Would you rather?

  • Eat only maror the rest of your life OR drink only saltwater?
  • Be covered from head to toe in boils OR covered from head to toe in lice?
  • Recline whenever you eat OR dip everything you eat?
  • Die from extreme Marror Heart Burn or from Matzah Choking?
  • Still be in Eygpt OR still be in school 100 hours a week?
  • Drink 4 cups of maror juice OR 10 drops of blood
  • Live always in darkness but be rich OR live always in light but be poor?
  • Have a 9 hour seder with gourmet food at end OR a 1 hour seder with just OK food?
  • Have the 4 sons as your children OR have an only child that is wise?

haggadah Section: Hallel