The Four Questions 

How is this night different from all other nights?

  1. On all other nights we may eat either leavened or unleavened bread; on this night, we have run out of yeast to make bread with.
  2. On all other nights we may eat any vegetable; on this night we are required to eat whatever we have left in the house, which so far is looking like a stalk of wilted celery and some questionable beans, apparently?
  3. On all other nights we are not bidden to dip our vegetables even once, though we generally do. On this night, thank God, we can double-dip in the safety of our own homes.
  4. On all other nights we eat our meals in any manner; on this night, we we sit around our laptops together getting matzah crumbs into the keyboard.

haggadah Section: -- Four Questions