The traditional Haggadah provides us with cookie-cutter responses to these archetypical "Four Children" (traditionally, sons). Teach the wise one about the laws, give the simple one the Sparknotes version, and essentially tell the wicked one to eff off. 

How would you respond to these four curious souls?
Which one (if any) do you identify with, and how would you want your question, or your conjecture, or your silence, to be answered? 


haggadah Section: -- Four Children