I do not want you in my house
I do not want you or your spouse
I do not wish to eat with you
At Seder One or Seder Two.
Don't get me wrong, I think you're nice
But the CDC gave out this advice
Ten Plagues are enough you don't need one more
Turn away Elijah, if he shows at your door
This year's only guests are Mother, Father, sister or brother
Next year in Jerusalem, we'll say to each other
From now on at each Seder, this story we'll tell
How God saved his people with a squirt of Purell.

By Esther Feurst


haggadah Section: Introduction