Chapter Six

  1. And the Lord said unto Jerry, "Now just you wait and see what I’ll do to Newman…yada, yada…covenant…yada, yada…bondage…yada, yada… outstretched arm and with great judgments…yada, yada… and you will know that I am the Lord your God, who has brought you out from under the burdens of the Manhattanites”.
  1. So Jerry spoke thus to the children of Israel of the bondage and of the freeing, but they did not hearken to Jerry because, really, who has the time?
  1. The Lord spoke to Jerry, saying, “Come, speak to Newman, and he will let the children of Israel out of his land."
  1. But Jerry spoke before the Lord, saying, "Behold, the children of Israel did not hearken to me. How then will Newman hearken to me, seeing that I am of closed lips? No hearkening."
  1. So the Lord spoke to Jerry and to George, and He commanded them concerning the children of Israel and concerning Newman, to let the children of Israel out of the land of Manhattan.
  1. And Jerry said “Why me, Lord?” And God said “Because that’s your thing.” And Jerry said, “What? Calling Pharaohs I hardly know, and demanding they release their slaves? That’s my thing?” And God said, “Yeah. That’s your thing.”
  1. These are the heads of the fathers’ houses: Yada, Yada and Yada…

haggadah Section: Rachtzah