Chad gadya. Chad gadya. 

That Father bought for two zuzim, Chad gadya. Chad gadya.

Then came the last roll of scented 3-ply toilet paper that my father bought for two zuzim. Chad Gadya, Chad gadya. 

Then came the panic, that gripped the supermarket, and used up my last roll of scented 3-ply toilet paper that my father bought for two zuzim. Chad Gadya, Chad gadya. 

Then came the self- isolation, that stopped the panic, that gripped the supermarket, and used up my last roll of scented 3-ply toilet paper that my father bought for two zuzim. Chad Gadya, Chad gadya. 

Then came the wifi, that supported self- isolation, that stopped the panic, that gripped the supermarket, and used up my last roll of scented 3-ply toilet paper that my father bought for two zuzim. Chad Gadya, Chad gadya. 

Then came the cruiseship captain, who used up the wifi, that supported self- isolation, that stopped the panic, that gripped the supermarket, and used up my last roll of scented 3-ply toilet paper that my father bought for two zuzim. Chad Gadya, Chad gadya. 

Then came the pandemic slaughterer, who smote the cruiseship captain, who used up the wifi, that supported self- isolation, that stopped the panic, that gripped the supermarket, and used up my last roll of scented 3-ply toilet paper that my father bought for two zuzim. Chad Gadya, Chad gadya. 

Then came the Angel of Death who took out the pandemic slaughterer, who smote the cruise ship captain, who used up the wifi, that supported self- isolation, that stopped the panic, that gripped the supermarket, and used up my last roll of scented 3-ply toilet paper that my father bought for two zuzim. Chad Gadya, Chad gadya. 

The Holy One, blessed is He, came and overpowered the angel of death, who took out the pandemic slaughterer, who smote the cruiseship captain, who used up the wifi, that supported self- isolation, that stopped the panic, that gripped the supermarket, and used up my last roll of scented 3-ply toilet paper that my father bought for two zuzim. Chad Gadya. Chad Gadya


haggadah Section: Songs