The Abramowicz classic. Did you know the only kid refers to a baby goat? Chad Gaya - one little goat (or kid). Otherwise why is a father buying kids? Makes way more sense. The fastest reader earns bragging rights.

An only kid. An only kid. 

That Father bought for two small coins, an only kid. An only kid.

Then came a cat and ate the goat, That Father bought for two small coins an only kid. An only kid.

Then came a dog and bit the cat, that ate the goat, That Father bought for two small coins, an only kid. An only kid.

Then came a stick and beat the dog, that bit the cat, that ate the goat, That Father bought for two small coins, an only kid. An only kid. 

Then came fire and burnt the stick, that beat the dog, that bit the cat, that ate the goat, That Father bought for two small coins, an only kid. An only kid.

Then came water and quenched the fire, that burnt the stick, that beat the dog, that bit the cat, that ate the goat, That Father bought for two small coins, an only kid. An only kid.

Then came the ox and drank the water, that quenched the fire, that burnt the stick, that beat the dog, that bit the cat, that ate the goat, That Father bought for two small coins, an only kid. An only kid.. 

Then came the butcher and slaughtered the ox, that drank the water, that quenched the fire, that burnt the stick, that beat the dog, that bit the cat, that ate the goat, That Father bought for two small coins, an only kid. An only kid. 

Then came the Angel of Death and killed the butcher, that slaughtered the ox, that drank the water, that quenched the fire, that burnt the stick, that beat the dog, that bit the cat, that ate the goat, That Father bought for two small coins, an only kid. An only kid. 

Then came the Holy One, that slew the the Angel of Death, that killed the butcher, that slaughtered the ox, that drank the water, that quenched the fire, that burnt the stick, that beat the dog, that bit the cat, that ate the goat, That Father bought for two small coins, an only kid. An only kid.


haggadah Section: Nirtzah