People who stand in front of the door when it opens.

Pole Leaners

Accidentally ending up on the drunk train.

Talkative strangers.

That guy eating the egg sandwich.

Loud phone talkers.

Sitting next to the person reading 50 Shades of Grey.

That wet dog smell every time it rains.

Running into someone you know and feeling obligated to make small talk the rest of the ride home.

Getting to second base with the stranger next to you during every commute.


haggadah Section: -- Ten Plagues