Prompt: Can you rewrite Chad Gadya in a comedic and condensed way?

Chat GPT: Sure, here's a possible comedic and condensed version of Chad Gadya:

"Dad bought a goat, cat ate the goat, dog bit the cat, stick hit the dog, fire burned the stick, water quenched the fire, ox drank the water, butcher slaughtered the ox, Angel of Death killed the butcher, God smote the Angel of Death. The end. Who said Jewish folk songs can't be funny?"


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